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Scully: So, Sherlock, is the game afoot?

Mulder: I’m afraid so, Watson. But you’re off the hook on this one.

Scully: What do you mean?

Mulder: I mean I’m not going to put you through this.

Scully: Put me through what?

Mulder: Phoebe’s little mindgame.

Scully: What are you talking about?

Mulder: There’s something else I haven’t told you about myself, Scully.
I hate fire. Hate it. Scared to death of it.
When I was a kid, my best friend’s house burned down. Had to spend the night in the rubble to keep away looters. For years, I had nightmares about being trapped in a burning building.

Scully: Wait, and Phoebe knows about this?

Mulder: This is classic Phoebe Green. Mindgame player extraordinaire. Ten years it’s taken me to forget about this woman, and she shows up in my life with a case like this.

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— Episode 1x11 - Fire

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"Scully: You set us up. You’re in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you, that if he dies because of what you’ve done, four days from now, no body will stop me from being the one that will throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!"

— Episode 1x12 - Beyond the Sea

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Mulder: I need you to set up a meeting for me.

A.D. Skinner: (to his assistant) Hold up my calls.
Where’s Agent Scully?

Mulder: She’s at a hospital in Allentown beginning treatment.

A.D. Skinner: What happened to your investigative avenues?

Mulder: They’ve taken a turn. A pretty big U-turn by the looks of it. This is a file directory from a federally operated fertility clinic. Agent Scully’s name is on this file, although I’m pretty sure, pretty damn sure she’s never undergone treatment for infertility.

A.D. Skinner: What’s in the file?

Mulder: I don’t know. It’s just a directory for a mainframe housed in the Lumbard Research Facility.

A.D. Skinner: So you want to set a meeting, with whom?

Mulder: Cigarette man. I have no doubt in my mind he’s behind this.

A.D. Skinner: You’ve come to me before like this Mulder.

Mulder: Yeah, well this is different, this is different, I’m willing to deal now.

A.D. Skinner: Find another way.

Mulder: No, no I need that meeting.

A.D. Skinner: You deal with this man, you offer him anything and he will own you forever.

Mulder: He knows what they did to Agent Scully. He may very well know how to save her.

A.D. Skinner: If he knows, you can know too but you can’t ask the truth of a man who trades in lies. I won’t let you.

Mulder: We are talking about Agent Scully’s life.

A.D. Skinner: Find another way.

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— Episode 4x14 - Momento Mori

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Langly: L.S.D.M. Obviously, you haven’t read our August edition of “T.L.G.”

Mulder: Oh, I’m sorry, boys. It arrived the same day as my subscription to “Celebrity Skin.”

Byers: Come over here.

Frohike: So, Mulder, where’s your little partner?

Mulder: She wouldn’t come. She’s afraid of her love for you.

Frohike: She’s tasty.

Mulder: You know, Frohike, it’s men like you that give perversion a bad name.

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— Episode 2x03 - Blood

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Cancer Man: It struck me as I was sitting here.

Teena Mulder: What?

Cancer Man: Everything changes but the sea.

Teena Mulder: What do you want from me?

Cancer Man: I thought we might at least allow ourselves to reminisce.

Teena Mulder: I have nothing to say to you.

Cancer Man: Really? We used to have so much to say to each other, so many good times at the Mulder’s summer place [smiling]. Your kids.. young and energetic. I remember water-skiing down there with Bill. He was a good water-skier your husband, not as good as I was but then that could be said about so many things…[Mrs. Mulder looks angry] couldn’t it?

Teena Mulder: I’ve repressed it all.

Cancer Man: Well, I find that hard to believe, particularly since I came here today to ask you to remember something. Something I’m gonna have to ask you to try very hard to recollect.

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— Episode 3x24 - Talitha Cumi

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"William Scully: Why don’t you just go see the movie?

Cancer Man: I’d rather read the worst novel ever written than sit through the best movie ever made."

— Episode 4x07 - Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man

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"Mulder: People videotape police beatings on dark streets. They see Elvis in three cities across America every day. But no one saw a pretty woman being run off the road in her rental car."

— Episode 2x13 - Irresistible

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Mulder: You okay, Scully?

Scully: Yeah… I’ve read about cases of desecrating the dead, but this is the first time I’ve seen one.

Mulder: Nothing can prepare you for it. It’s almost impossible to imagine.

Scully: Why do they do it?

Mulder: Some people collect salt and pepper shakers. The fetishist collects dead things. Hair, fingernails…no one quite knows why. though I’ve never quite understood salt and pepper shakers myself.

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— Episode 2x13 - Irresistible

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Scully: Did you experience any unusual complications during your pregnancy, Amanda? Did you undergo any kind of fertility treatment?

Amanda Nelligan: No. I wasn’t trying to get pregnant. I guess you could just sort of say I’m a single mom now.

Mulder: When you were admitted you said that the baby’s father was from another planet. What did you mean by that exactly?

Amanda Nelligan: You know, that he’s not from this planet.

Mulder: Were you abducted?

Amanda Nelligan: Huh? No, no, he dropped by my apartment one day, and one thing sort of led to another..

Mulder: But the baby’s father is an alien?

Amanda Nelligan: No, no, I didn’t say he was an alien, I said he was from another planet. His name is Luke Skywalker. He’s what’s known as a Jedi Knight.

Scully: Did he have a light saber?

Amanda Nelligan: No, he didn’t bring it. He did sing me a song for me though. Da dum da da da da dum…

Scully: How many times have you seen Star Wars, Amanda?

Amanda Nelligan: Three hundred and sixty eight. I should break four hundred by Memorial Day.

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— Episode 4x20 - Small Potatoes

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Mulder: “No”? What do you mean, “no”?

Scully: I mean, this has reached the point of absurdity, Mulder. We’re out here on half a hunch off of a cryptic phone call chasing down a, a clue that’s based on nothing but speculation.

Mulder: Well, that’s all we’ve got.

Scully: That’s all he’s given us. Who is this Deep Throat character? I mean, we don’t know anything about him. What his name is, what he does…

Mulder: He’s in a delicate position. He has access to information and indiscretion could expose him.

Scully: You don’t know that this isn’t just a game with him. He’s toying with you. Rationing out the facts.

Mulder: You think he does it because he gets off on it?

Scully: No. I think he does it because you do.

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— Episode 1x24 - The Erlenmeyer Flask